Monday 23 May 2016

Just Relax.


                                 JUST RELAX.

You'r going for your driving test what does your teacher say just relax you'll be O.K
Just RELAX.
If the dentist does it just once again he'll be the one who feels the pain
Just RELAX.
The doctor says it as the baby is near just relax there is nothing to fear
Just RELAX.

When I want to scream and shout and I don't know what life is all about,
I prescribe myself a glass of wine and I RELAX.

Monday 11 April 2016

7 Shades of Muffet.

              7 Shades of Muffet.

When Little Miss Muffet left her tuffet
She lost her virginity,
That time was very strange indeed
Ending up in a trinity.
A lot went on that naughty night
Including something with whiplets
And what do you think the outcome is.
Miss Muppet's expecting triplets.

          Jill West.